The 4th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up...angry...and said, "you should not be asking 4th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated...is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy", then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
1. You have a dirty mind
2. You didn't read your homework...and
3. One day you are going to be very...very...disappointed!"
Dan
Thanksgiving Letter to the Family
5 months ago
Once at a family reunion, Dan had some of us read a story he prepared without letting us "in" on the joke. With everyone gathered around, he asked me to read the above story aloud without any chance of reading it to myself first. Lots of laughs... mostly at my red face. lol.
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